DEI? More like ‘common decency’ — and Silicon Valley is saying ‘no thanks’

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I simply got here off recording an episode of Fairness, the place I discovered concerning the latest wave of stupidity. The tech business’s DEI allergy has hit a brand new low, as Silicon Valley leaders are as soon as once more waving their “meritocracy” banners excessive and vast. Scale AI’s Alexandr Wang has determined that variety, fairness, and inclusion (DEI) are passé — and changed them along with his shiny new acronym MEI: advantage, excellence, and intelligence. I cringed so exhausting I’m going to wish a chiropractor.

I’d invite him — and people supporting them — to fuck all the best way off. You misunderstand me. You thought I wished you to fuck solely partially the best way off. Please, learn my lips. I used to be completely clear: Off you fuck. All the best way. Take away head from ignorant ass, then fuck all the best way off.

After all, the ignorance impressed enthusiastic applause from tech titans like Elon Musk on X, whereas LinkedIn’s startup crowd rolled their eyes so exhausting they had been virtually doing backflips.

Critics argue that Wang’s publish misses the mark (no shit!) by ignoring systemic limitations and decreasing complicated social dynamics to a simplistic — and dangerously naive — very best of meritocratic purity. In the meantime, again at Scale AI’s headquarters, annotators in economically depressed areas toil away for pay that wouldn’t cowl a good brunch in Silicon Valley. However positive, let’s speak about how “goal” hiring practices will save us all from the tyranny of equity and inclusion.

<Climbs off soapbox and packs away rapid-dispensing field of expletives.>

Yours really,

Haje

(@Haje on X. Be happy to not message me about your ideas on the above. Additionally: The above ideas are mine and don’t essentially replicate the stance of cryptonoiz or any of the opposite writers, and all the standard blah-blah individuals say after they write an enraged op-ed.)

Most attention-grabbing startup tales from the week

Ever marvel what retains a top-tier enterprise capitalist up at evening? Spoiler alert: It’s not his hefty funding portfolio or his packed schedules. Vinod Khosla, co-founder of Solar Microsystems and the brains behind Khosla Ventures, not too long ago revealed his greatest fear — and it’s not what you’d count on from somebody with a $50 million guess on OpenAI that paid off big-time. I liked Connie’s candid chat with Khosla about AI’s future, regulation woes, and why Europe’s tech scene is likely to be snoozing whereas the remainder of the world races forward. Buckle up; it’s an enlightening (and surprisingly entertaining) experience!

• It places the lotion within the basket: In a bid to show your nice desires into vivid nightmares, scientists have developed a robotic with precise residing pores and skin that may stretch and be manipulated. Assume Terminator T-1000 however with a slightly higher skincare routine.
• Rirelgvat vf svar, ubarfgyl*: In a latest interview that raised extra eyebrows than a botched Botox job, Telegram’s founder Pavel Durov revealed that the messaging large operates with simply “about 30 engineers” and no devoted product managers — until you depend Durov himself. Whereas he boasted about effectivity from his Dubai-based lair, safety consultants collectively face-palmed, calling this a significant purple flag for consumer security.
• Hey, Butch, you did purchase return tickets, proper?: Boeing’s Starliner capsule has lastly made it to area, however its homecoming is fashionably late. Initially scheduled to return on June 14, the two-person crew will now prolong their area trip till June 26 as a consequence of some cussed technical hiccups.

Most attention-grabbing fundraises this week

Volkswagen is taking a leap of religion (and money) into the electrical future by investing as much as $5 billion in Rivian’s software program growth, beginning with an preliminary billion-dollar infusion. This partnership looks as if a win-win: Rivian will get the monetary enhance it must navigate its bold path ahead, and VW lastly has a shot at brushing up its considerably rusty software program abilities. Of their new bromance, these two auto giants will share tech secrets and techniques like faculty youngsters buying and selling lunch snacks — VW even will get entry to Rivian’s glossy electrical structure. The collaboration might infuse some much-needed pizzazz into Volkswagen’s lineup whereas giving Rivian a European aptitude — in a deal that kinda began from the 2 corporations nerding out about constructing automobiles in Georgia (the state, not the nation).

Think about spending your summer season break not behind the bike sheds smoking weed (or regardless of the yout’ are doing lately), however in a VC workplace negotiating half 1,000,000 {dollars}. Sounds just like the plot of a teen drama, proper? Effectively, for Christopher Fitzgerald and Nicholas Van Landschoot, that is actual life. As a substitute of perfecting their cannonballs or binge-watching Netflix, these two 18-year-olds have satisfied seasoned buyers to again their AI-powered API startup with $500,000.

• Coming in scorching: In a world the place prompt gratification apparently is aware of no bounds, Zepto simply nabbed a whopping $665 million to make sure you by no means have to attend greater than 10 minutes in your groceries — or your digital devices. Buyers are tripping over themselves as in the event that they’ve by no means seen a grocery app earlier than!
• A lot CRM. Such good: Neglect all the pieces you understand about CRMs being glorified, soul-sucking spreadsheets. Christopher O’Donnell, the previous HubSpot exec who helped put that firm on the map, is again with a vengeance — and this time he’s armed with AI.
• The $50 million buy-now button: Ever really feel like on-line buying is akin to looking for a needle in a digital haystack? Effectively, Daydream appears to assume so, too, and has determined to sort out this conundrum head-on. Armed with a whopping $50 million seed funding and an arsenal of AI-powered instruments, it’s getting down to make e-commerce searches as easy as discovering cat movies on-line. Meow, certainly.

Different unmissable cryptonoiz tales …

Each week, there’s all the time a couple of tales I wish to share with you that simply don’t match into the classes above. It’d be a disgrace in case you missed ’em, so right here’s a random seize bag of goodies for ya:

• Cease, collaborate, and pay attention*: OpenAI is on a mission to turn out to be the Swiss Military knife of tech. Contemporary off buying database agency Rockset, they’ve now snapped up Multi, a startup that’s basically Zoom with bells and whistles.
• Merely? The very best!*: Anthropic has launched Claude 3.5 Sonnet, their new and improved AI mannequin. Whereas it’s being touted as one of the best but, it’s extra of a mild nudge ahead than an enormous leap for AI-kind. The brand new mannequin excels in textual content and picture evaluation, however don’t count on it to crack jokes any higher than its predecessors — AI humor remains to be an unsolved thriller. However that’s why you’ve me, proper? I’m hilarious. Everybody says so.
• Boulevard of Damaged Desires*: The courtroom drama surrounding Fisker’s Chapter 11 chapter is heating up sooner than a lawyer chasing billable hours. With accusations of “suspect exercise” and heated exchanges that belong extra on daytime TV than in chapter court docket, the struggle over Fisker’s belongings is popping into an all-out authorized brawl.
• Come and hold your comrade heat*: Simply if you thought your antivirus software program was the least of your worries, the U.S. authorities begs to vary: Kaspersky is now off-limits! Citing nationwide safety considerations and potential information weaponization by Russia, Uncle Sam has declared a “first of its variety” ban on the favored antivirus supplier.
• Every little thing’s ready for you*: In a world the place enterprise capital for Black ladies is as uncommon as a hen’s dentist, Fearless Fund co-founder Ayana Parsons has determined to swap boardrooms for seashore views. Asserting her resignation on LinkedIn, Parsons will now not function normal accomplice and COO however will as an alternative be “having fun with island life” along with her household. Whereas this authorized drama performs out, it’s disappointing that huge names in tech haven’t rallied behind Fearless Fund.